Finish the Sentence Friday

It's Friday, thank the lord! 

My day started off with a trip to the dentist and a little grocery shopping....with both kids. I gotta say I'm pretty proud of myself. I made it through both without any yelling going on, at least not from me, there may have been a couple of screaming/crying fits from Carson but that's nothing new. Since I made it threw without wanting to kill myself, I decided to reward myself with a big 'ole diet cherry limeade from Sonic. Then we got home, the boys were putting popsicles in the freezer {the old style ones that are liquid first} when Carson decided to try to pull them apart and of course one busted open and went everywhere. And of course it was a red one so it looked like a murder scene all over my kitchen....and then I lost my cool. Guess I will add mopping to my list of things to get done today, thanks for that Carson. 

Back to the purpose of this post! Today I am linking up with one of my ultimate favorite bloggers, the one & only Holly & Jake to do their Finish the Sentence. 

1. I always pick…french fries over tator tots. I'm not a big tot fan, unless they are covered with cheese and bacon then I can't eat enough of them.

2. Look at the size of those...diapers! I opened a box of diapers that we had left over from Keegan to use for Carson. Same exact size, same exact brand but yet the old diapers were a good 1.5 inches smaller than the current ones. If I would have known that I would have used them a long time ago. Sorry about that Carson!

3. I recently learned....Bed Bath & Beyond will exchange your broken Keurig for a new one! Mine magically quit working one day, took it to BBB and they did an even exchange for a new one. No receipt or anything! 

4. Only when no one is looking... I adjust myself. What? The girls need help every once in a while with staying where they belong. Don't act like you don't do it.

5. I lost my....flip flops one time. 

6. I was certain I'd…want to be a stay at home mom. Then I had kids. And as much as I love them, I need to be away from them sometimes, like M-F during normal working hours.

7. There is not enough liquor in the world for me to....do a lot of stuff. I'm a scaredy cat. 

8. I just finished...putting half of the groceries away. Cold stuff is done, the rest is still scattered around the kitchen but I needed to recompose after the wannabe crime scene.

9. Why does everyone have to be...jealous of me?!?! Seriously though, no one is jealous of me. 

10. It's very rare when I...don't take a nap on the weekends. I love me a good nap but none of that 20-30 minute stuff. I need a good solid 1-2 hours at least. 

11. If I were a dog...I would not lick myself. Or eat trash. Or jump on people. What is wrong with dogs?

12. I don't believe...taking a banana to bed is a good idea. Get your mind outta the gutters...let me explain. The other night Carson came out of his room after we put him to bed. We heard him climb onto a stool in the kitchen & then go right back to bed. Didn't think anything of it except that it was strange. Fast forward to 6am the next morning, he gets up and has something all over his sleeves. Go look in his bed and there it is....a freakin half eaten banana, smashed all over his bed. ayi ayi ayi....